Went to town to buy some nice flowers and couldn’t find any that weren’t about £30 for 5 flowers.

Instead I bought some supermarket bunches and came home and arranged a couple of bouquets - one for Wendy and a little one for mum-to-be Stacey.

Matt was out all day watching the rugby with the boys but I entertained myself and ate up my leftover pizza from last night. He wasn’t home too late, and wasn’t as drunk as I expected either.