Not Always The Best Policy

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

I went for a bit of pre holiday forest management today.

When she finished my legs, it was undercarriage time and waxing lady said “Now it’s time for the real torture.”

“Never get a job in marketing,” I sagely advised.

“Would you want me to lie to you,”
she laughed.

I pondered for a nanosecond - “Yes…yes I would!”

C