“Is it a bird?”
“You know it’s not a bird!”
“Are you sure, because it looks like a bird.”
“I think it’s a jet.”
“A jet?”
“Yes. It’s definitely not a bird.”
“But aren’t jets called birds?”
“Hmm..I think some are.”
“What’s the crazy bird?”
“A cuckoo?”
“No, I mean that whirlybird.”
“That’s a helicopter.”
“Is this a bird?”
“I give up.”