A little bit too early

Walking with the woofer revealed a little corner of in the city where the non conformists must live! Guidance explains clearly that rubbish should be put out on the morning of the collection - NOT the night before, mostly due to the city's sense of cleanliness but also to avoid the crows and wild boar (yes, really) from ripping the bags open in the night.

I guess it explains why the crows around here are so BIG! I can't comment on the boar, although I have seen photographs of them strolling along the high street so I know they're not another urban myth!

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke