Ahoy me hearties

Is it just me or do some of the big cruise ships look like a floating council tower block? Mind this big booger must be pretty spectacular, the world cruise costs up to £350,000 ... you could probably buy a country for that and holiday surrounded by your genuflecting subjects.

Cruises are my idea of a nightmare. To me its like going on holiday and staying in your hotel 90% of the time. But the bit that makes me laugh on TV Cruise adverts is the couple sharing a glass of champagne alone in a swimming pool ... this luxury, 6 star, ship has one swimming pool for 700 passengers.

Having said that it warms my heart to see big cruise ships back at the pier head so good on em :)