Work day today. I learnt that you have to put pies in the oven if you want them to cook, not nearby... But it wasnt like yesterday when I learnt new exciting things like how to make a balloon monkey. And that all balloon animals look like balloon dogs, which in turn look nothing like actual dogs....

And to start a balloon dog you make a penis. Sure, they call it a 'pinch twist' but I call it a meat- and-two-veg twist.