New Growth

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Many moons ago, The Prince and I used to work with a girl called Gemma who had a lip piercing. Her party trick was to take out her lip ring, fill her mouth with beer and make it squirt out through the piercing hole under her bottom lip.

But tonight - we saw a better party trick on Gogglebox. The cast were watching “Dr Down Bellow” with a man who had removed the ring from his Prince Albert piercing a few years ago but the hole at the head of his penis had never healed. This meant that when he peed, it came out of 2 places! In fairness, this isn’t a party trick you can do in public without being arrested so the man opted to have an operation to fix it. Was the funniest thing about this programme watching The Prince when they demonstrated a Prince Albert using a banana? Probably. Although l a penis being bandaged also had me crying with laughter!

C

PS LTJ - The Eldest Mini Princess and I went to Dobbies and had a lovely time buying plants and planting the border in the back garden. We have ordered winter roses as they had run out and they are one of my favourite things in the front! Todays picture is one of the new thrifts. They died in the front so thoughts and prayers for these guys!