just a Moment in the wood

By wavingarms

Excuse me?

Teddy needs to check the map. He needs to make sure he didn't miss something. Turns out that he didn't. Everything is where he thought it was.

He had place an order for something for the little people. But the company phoned him and said that, because of where he was, they would have to charge a little more than £7.50 carriage. They could supply, and carriage would be £105.

Listen to Teddy splutter. It ruined a very nice wafer biscuit.

So Teddy thought he'd try another company. A company that offered free delivery to mainland UK. But wait, the man said he'd have to check. And then Teddy heard the man ask a colleague , "is Scotland in mainland UK?"

Listen to Teddy choke on another wafer. But it's alright. The man said he'd check and phone back on Monday and tell him.

Teddy won't be eating wafers when he does.

Clearly lost Teddy.

Comments
Sign in or get an account to comment.