The lonely leaning sign

I’ve been leaning so long
That I don’t feel too strong
I’m lonley and sad up here
I want to dive in that water
But I don’t think I ought to
Can you please, please hear my plea
 
Some Scots words for a person who is percieved to be stupid
Gowk (noun), Gomeril (noun), Doric/Old Scots
Glaikit (adj), Bampot (noun,) Eejit (noun); literaly ‘idiot,' all from Glasgow