Prepare for Invasion

Policemen are maybe getting younger but so are Cruise Liner passengers.

Went across to see my Mum in the care home and she reliably informed us that we'd just missed an Indian film crew.  None of the staff had seen it either.

It's cloutie dumpling for tea - always good after a bourach.

But not the Honda Bourach.

In an unexpected,  but startlingly bizarre footnote,  l have been at Flotta twice this week.

Paul McGrath is 63.