Crumbs

Maud: What's there?

Pud: I'm just investigating...

Maud: Can we share?

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Maud: Please? I won't chew your feet.

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Maud: At least for a while.

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Maud: I can't promise I'll never chew your feet again.

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Maud: But I'll make a commitment to not do it for .... Say ... The next 20 mins?

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Pud: It's scone crumbs. From yesterday.

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Maud: Ace!

Pud: I ate them.

Lovely day again. Been feeling a bit ill the last couple of days. Probably just extreme tiredness. This is a lot like extreme ironing but not as much fun...