Oh dear...

Goose: Well I'm not very impressed with this weather...
Gander: I did say I couldn't promise it would be as lovely as last year...
Goose: After such a long flight too - I knew we should have stopped off in Spain...
Gander: Well we can't go back now - I've got to build back up my fat reserves...
Goose: What do you mean YOU have to build up your fat reserves? Are you implying that I still have enough to make the journey?
Gander: Er-well-no-er-not exactly...
Goose raises eyebrows...

At this point I quickly blipped and left... :-)