Evil duck.

An evil duck with ill intent
Came upon an Irish gent

The Celtic lad with Erin's glee
tipped his cap and pint to he

"Are we acquainted?" asked the duck
"Through some Killarney brand of luck?"

"Of course," the kid said, "and quite well,
The Irish love to visit Hell!"

Agree, agree, somewhere said
a lion to a ram
dancing as they danced
the damning dances as they damn.