Yours for twenty quid

According to the Science Museum, in the 1990s the Sharp Font Writer FW-760 was a small portable electronic word processor with a number of different innovative features including eight different applications (word processor, spreadsheet, address book, label printing, utilities, multilingual translator, card printing, and clip art) as well as a DOS-compatible floppy disc drive for unlimited document storage. If you’re still keen on MS-DOS and the command line, the charity shop in Dornoch has very thing for you.

But you’re as out of date as I am. The last of the mainframes I ever worked on was in the Science Museum in the 1990s.