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I met my fellow Spiders fan/friend in the Ochilview Bar before the game tonight. 

The pub (see Extra) is literally next door to the ground, so they are used to a bit of football banter. 

My Blip is what greets you as you enter the men's toilet. My first reaction was to wonder if I had chosen the wrong one. Senior moments come thick and fast these days. Fortunately the urinals were there to reassure me that I have not yet gone totally gaga. 

As for the football - strictly "no comment". 

Now I have no excuses for not sorting out my garden.