Shrink-To-Fit

"H... What on earth are you doing in the bath in your clothes? And your new jeans!"

"Shrink-to-fit, love"

"But you don't need to these days. You'll not even shrink to fit the bath!"

"Don't be harsh, I know all about these, been buying 'em for years"

"Levi's? The only Levi you know anything about is..."

"Stop! I've heard it all before!"