Lawn mowing!

The grass is harvested for cattle food, but it must have been a bit wet as it’s rained quite a bit lately.
Maybe don’t read the next bit if you are of a nervous disposition. 
It was an early start for me as a friend was going for a scan, and had been prescribed an enema to give herself beforehand. She was freaking out about that, so I offered to give her a hand, so to speak.
As I’ve given more enemas during my career than she has had hot dinners, she was eager to accept my offer, so I turned up just before seven am and got to work.
All was well, it had the desired effect, she was on time for the scan, and none of it was too scary for her. Meanwhile I came home, had breakfast and started weeding again.