I want you to be the first thing that I see..

In the early days of our new found love, I woke early, spooned into the curve of his knees. And Smiled.

How loved. How warm. How comfortable I was... I started to drift off again, safe in his arms, when....

I was shaken awake by a vibration from beneath the covers.

I held my breath, horrified that my body had decided to wake me up in such a manner... and I lay there wondering how to deal with it.

Seconds, no, minutes passed, and his breathing never altered.

I breathed a sigh of relief and snuggled back down again.

And then... the voice... "I thought you said you didn't fart?"

Bed swallow me up and lose me .