this should be the reject

it was supposed to be arty and appetising, instead it is spooky. Which is so much more fun.
Today went on and on and on again - some bits were good, some bits were boring, other bits were horrible. When I was whiling away one of the boring bits I looked at designer leather jackets and coats in a shop. They were second hand and still so way outside of my budget that I would have to do something drastic to afford one. I'm trying to think of something appropriately drastic......and I think I have a good idea....

Anyone who wants a kitten, please come and take ours away. Thank you. Alternatively, I could make myself a leather jacket out of kittens. We have enough.

I (re)discovered the last dregs of the bottle of glenmorangie, so the evening looks like it might cheer up and become very relaxing.