Rooftop Poseur

Out for a walk around town and not back till midday. First stop, Commercial Palmer. The chain on the plug for the bidet has snapped y’see. Don’t ask.
Later we went down to the packed cove to swim. Jellyfish alert! We gave it a swerve.
Talking of odd coves, that King Charles (I always want to add spaniel to his title) has come out with his first birthday honours list. A knighthood for Martin Amis who is deid! I knew this would happen; he’s a man who talks to plants, after all. What next? Sir Rabbie Burns? Lord Tutankhamun? It’ll put Boris’s list in the shade before long. Mark my words!