Max.

This is Maximillian Whittaker Axelrod Ruth Poseidon Jones. I got him from a shelter in Tucson and he just turned 14.

The name: I have a lot of memory and facial recognition problems, so I use a lot of word games and devices to keep things squared away; there's no meaning to any of it, it just helps a lot.

(Speaking of which, sorry I missed your show last night, Tattoo Sleeve Photographing Prospector; I was told by the Polynesian Chihuahua Enchantress and the Ice Dominatrix that it was fabulous)