Teddys not a virgin

Teddy would giggle if only could.

He spend 2 hours trying to persuade Virginmedia to let him stay with them for his broadband and phone. No joy. They don't want him. This is very odd thinks Teddy.

Apparently his new house is in an area that cannot receive the service. But, said Teddy, it's 400m away. It's in the same exchange. There are only 600 people. It's not a big area. It's only adsl which BT are happy to install.

Then Teddy discovered that if he put his current postcode into the Virginmedia site it said that he can't receive a service here either. Oh yes he can! Clearly!

But no one listened to Teddy. So after 17 years he's going to loose all his emails and will have to change publicity material.

Teddy doesn't think being a Virgin is worth all the effort. Mind you, he did realise that some time a go.

He may not be giggling, but he is smirking.

Wonderfully smutty Teddy.