Possible confusion ?

C is now at an age where that conversation is now appropriate, so T had a chat about where babies come from and the stork and all that nonsense whilst I ran from the room with fingers in my ears screaming loudly, searching for some sand to bury my head in.

However there was no need for concern as C confidentially declared that school taught her all about "those sort of things" and she had already learnt about " The Bees and The Butterflies "

Glad that's all sorted then....