All Betts are Off

What in this weather ?  Here’s a clue – the stove’s on and I’m burning my inflatable Darren Bett.  I went to visit my Mum and on return the Current Mrs Creel had made a huge pot of broth.  Not sure how many slices I’ll be able to manage. It’s an eternal puzzle that Radio Orkney always reads out the forecast for Runcorn.  CMC is just connecting her accordion to its wah-wah pedal, slight return, it’s going to be an all nighter until tomorrow’s dancing.