Step Cautiously

By alixmarie11

Here's Looking At You

Not quite sure why this picture was taken, but hey, I'll go with it.

Every once and a while it's nice to be able to have a picture on tap for those night you are shoving your face full of ice cream and a hot guy that you are talking to goes, "Hey babe, send me a picture. I want to see your face." So, there you go. This is my token creepy guy appeasing photo.

The lens on the iPhone is anything but flattering. My nose looks like it could house a small orphanage, but I digress.

For anyone looking to get a stock photo to keep on hand, I suggest doing the silly "MySpace" self-y in front of a mirror. Or you can try to contort your hand and wrist into an uncomfortable position in an attempt to get your entire giant head in the frame without making your forehead or nose look huge (the lens on the reverse side is a lot more flattering).

Quote:
"It's the face in the mirror, looking back at you."

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