The Poet (Sodium) Laurate....

Doris sent a text today, asking me to please buy him some of his favourite soap. He's incapable of just requesting like a normal person though - he put it this way instead.....


'Roget and Gallet
is right up my alley.

(There might be some hope
for soap on a rope!)

But a rectangular bar
is a step too far....


It's a load of old CARBOLICS!!!'




It made me smile all day. :-)