The Toon

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Prince and I went for a night out in Newcastle with Kitty Cat and Marsh.

The Prince was telling them about a friend’s stag night a few years ago. At the end of a long day, one of the groom’s cousins staggered off to use the toilet.

He had been gone for a while so his dad (who was also on the stag party) went to check his son was ok. Only to find him passed out on the toilet floor with his trousers and pants at his ankles!

So he did what you’d expect a responsible parent to do…took a photo and put it on the group chat!

“I can show you the picture?” offered The Prince.

“No thanks,” said Kitty Cat. “I’ve seen plenty of penises in my time.”

Professionally obviously - she’s a nurse!

We had a BRILLIANT night. We stayed by the Quayside for the afternoon and then went into town later in the evening. Newcastle is great fun. We ended up dancing to cheesy tunes at the end of the night. The Prince made a new best friend despite not being able to hear a word the guy could say and communicating only in fist bumps!

Because it was Newcastle, The Prince and Marsh stopped off at a late night Greggs on the way back to the hotel. When in Rome…

C