Today At The War Memorial.

"Hiya, Daphne."

"I cannae hear you, Eck, I've got my earphones in."

"HIYA, DAPHNE."

I cannae hear you, I've got my earphones in. What the fuck are you buying at Sports Direct?"

"PING PONG BALLS."

"I fuckin' hate table tennis....poof's game."

"When did you dye yer hair?"

"I cannae hear you, I've got ...........




And the world keeps turning.