Tankini trouble

We've booked a holiday so I thought I'd treat myself to a new swimming costume as last year's is too big (whoop whoop).  I thought that the new-to-me tankini idea seemed good, so bought myself one.  

Except that I didn't... when it turned up, I'd only bought myself the top half.  I've been searching online for matching bottoms but they are out of stock everywhere so I've had to order myself non-matching ones from a completely different company.  Should be interesting.

These are Ben's chopsticks used for eating tonight's meal.