A million words

Woke to the news today that the millionth English word was going to enter the English language at 10.20am. The actual word was not (as predicted) a euphemism for penis. It was Web 2.0 (yup, you're correct, that's not a word, at least not a word that I ever use). Sadly "blipfoto" came in at 999,999 and vacuumungus (my, newly invented, large vacuum cleaner) came in at 1,000,001.

Spotted these chaps at lunchtime. Would like to think that perhaps they are contemplating developments concerning our 21st century transport links. But imagine that they are possibly weighing up the benefits of a Greggs sausage roll.