Don't try this at home

Or if you do, don’t blame me when your crockery hits the floor. But if you insist on trying it, here is some guidlines.
1.      Start with plastic plates.
2.      Make sure your stack is well supported by giving it a little wiggle.
3.      DO NOT ATTEMPT IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN.
4.      DO NOT TURN ON THE WASHING MACHINE.
5.      Do not leave overnight or the kitchen elves will have smashitie fun at your expense.
NB    There are three dinner plates and three side plates in that stack.