Back to reality, boy

Having spent far too long being the Golden Boy of the Holidays, having every whim catered to by adoring godfathers, grandmothers, uncles, aunts, cousins, not to mention adopted uncles and aunts, and then having had the fortune to be invited to sleepovers, theme parks, football matches and cinemas once he came home, Tuesday, August 19 marked the day Ottawacker Jr. came crashing back down to earth. 

"Is this all there is for breakfast?"
"Yes"
"..... Oh."