Dog Beard

We are seeing a lot of these so called cat and dog beards.

Cats on chins, dogs on chins. Think of the germs!!

Cats and dogs lick their bottoms (and other cats and dog bottoms), so you are sticking second hand cat/dog (delete as appropriate) bottom on your face... Nice.

This is a dog with a beard, therefore the beard is the beard of a dog, ergo a Dog Beard.

If you have a cat or dog stuck to the lower half of your face then whilst you may call this a cat/dog beard (a beard made of a cat or dog) in reality you have a Cat/Dog Bottom Lick Face which is hardly going to be pleasant is it?

Thought not, now stop being silly and take some proper pictures.

;)

Very helpful Molly dog