why did the monkey cross the road

recently i have fallen in love with nina conti, and i just generally haven't laughed at someone as much as i have laughed at her in a long time. I think her show "talk to the hand" is still on iplayer and well worth the watch, and seeing her on the comedy gala tonight has re-iterated to me how funny she is. and talented as well tbh!
Well my puppet allowance may not be as big, but this is my ventriloquist dummy, socky. he of course comes with his own horribly cheesy catchphrase, "sock it to 'em". Now to the untrained eye, this is me with a sock on my hand, but i ask you. can you see my mouth move?? and yet the socks mouth is!!!
...Professional.