Tigerama

By Tigerama

The private world of Tilda Swinton.

This isn't the best blip and I'll probably change it out later - but I was in an absurd mood this morning anyway even before I read this post on a message board and was immediately hit with several layers of how weird everything is - that this was an issue for someone, that the electronics exist to even create this kind of thing, and the mentality of people to either get the absurdity of it or not, and ultimately that somewhere out there is Tilda herself - gardening? Having a cup of tea? Staring woefully into the mists? I can't imagine her doing anything at any moment that doesn't involve an elegant sweater and a curly mop of brilliant hair dangling in front of her eyes just so - but maybe she's picking her nose. Maybe she's cleaning out the litter box. Maybe she's cutting her toenails. In any case, she has no idea that some random person used modern tech to create a thread about how ugly she supposedly is - or maybe she does; maybe she reads every single word and strolls around her Scottish estate (I assume, right?) mumbling angrily to herself about revenge. The whole thing is just completely ridiculous.

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