When life gives.....

.....you lemons melons, make lemonade melonade?

Our branch is currently up for sale, and so far, nobody has shown any interest. We know (not because HO have bothered to tell us anything - they've been incredibly silent for 6 months) that the shop is massively overpriced and hugely under repaired.

The prosecution would like to present Exhibit A; the ceiling which decided to collapse this morning....

Any bidders?