Mugged!

I took both dogs to the vets to have their ears checked as they were shaking their heads a bit and I thought they could have mites!
First off it was a different vet, some old crone who was old school. Said she would do one dog at a time(so muggins thought she was doing this to make life easier! ) dream on... Dog no 1one had to be sat on the table and held a certain way and she then proceeded to look inside lug 1 then looked in lug 2 and said all she could see was a wee drop ear wax!!
Dog no 2 again held to suit her, she looks in first lug then the second and says just a bit of wax, no mites..  Put the dog in the car and come in for the bill.
I came back in and waited , she had given me a minuscule bottle of stuff to squidge in their lugs then handed me a bill of wait for it.....£110 quid!

I said to the receptionist, you've got to be kidding me!! They said no because wait for it.... you got two consultations! If I had known she was going to charge for two bloody consultations I would have kept both dogs in the room with me as they are not troubled  by vets! 

She might have been up in years but boy she knew how to fleece you!
The normal vet would never have done that! Dick Turpin was a saint in comparison to this money grabbing wuman!
That's 20 quid a lug and thirty for the medicine.
Easiest money she made all day! Bitch!