On a school night...

A sneaky dinner in Amaretto on the way home tonight. With a pint of peroni. It's always a risk since I ended up with a pint of it down my back here one night when the new waitress brought the drinks. It's always a classy night out when you end up in the toilets in your underwear trying to dry your clothes under the hand-dryer. Naturally, you are attended in this endeavour by your skinniest friend...