Diversion Tactics

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

Murphy seems to have decided that the minute we sit down at the kitchen table to have dinner, he needs to go out into the garden.

Obviously one of us gets up to let him out in case he needs to pee. WHICH HE NEVER DOES. He has a roll around on the grass before sitting down and staring at us from outside. But if we dare to close the (glass) door, he immediately needs to get back in!

In case dinner hasn’t been interrupted enough, other tactics include emptying out his entire toy box on the floor or rolling his ball under the sofa and crying until one of us gets it!

I’m sure it’s all a plot to steal our food when we’re distracted. He’s just waiting for the next time we have salmon.

C