Not mushroom for anymore.

We did a walk which included visiting the allotment. There have been reports of stolen produce and tools, but luckily ours were untouched. Last year they completely picked all our apples, and even took the windfalls. 
The fungus was noticed on the way home. 
Extra 1: 'Hurry up with your blip, this pose is playing havoc with my leg.' 
Extra 2: In the allotment was the meanest fattest legged UK spider I've seen. Just a 'phone shot in a dark corner.