The Creature of the Pitch Black Lagoon

It's BS in there in the sauce, you'll have to take my word for it.
After our nocturnal swim with went on the sauce (0.0 for me, 4.2 for him) in Lockie's. I bored him silly with tales of Chuck Feeney and he didn't seem to mind too much. At least I wasn't rabbiting on about Jerry Fish. Not fucken Jerry Fish...