Well...

Mrs FP for some inexplicable reason decided to make a couple of toffee apples. A more efficient way to end up with a trip to the dentist I can't imagine, yet I needn't have worried, they were inedible. Absolutely indestructibly solid. You could chap segs into your boots with these. 

Still, an interesting distraction from our redecorating project which is starting to develop scope creep. Hey ho.