Is it piece of cake? Or is it slice of pie? I prefer the alliterative piece of pumpkin pie.

Speaking of food, I had the most unusual dream last night. It was pineapple. All about pineapple, and how much I wanted to eat some. That juicy, sweet fruit. When I woke up from the dream, I couldn’t go back to sleep, knowing I had pineapple in the refrigerator. I kept thinking, “I really need to eat the pineapple. I really do.” So, I got up and ate the pineapple.
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PRO TIP: when you’re hiking, bring a pair of binoculars with you. That way, when you stop, it will look like you’re appreciating nature not fighting for air.