The Slime

I didn't even know that Frank Zappa had a song called "I am the Slime". I only looked it up because I thought there might have been a B-grade movie of that name.

Anyway, it's another wintry day in glorious Adelaide. So I thought what do you do on wintry days? A-Ha, I thought. Raindrops, I thought. Everybody blips raindrops when there's rain. I didn't reckon on there being a force 8 gale as well. No raindrops.

But there was this delightfully slimy mushroom in the middle of the lawn. I also heard a frog out there, but no chance of finding it, so mushroom it is.

Grossness.