Exciting Isn't It?

This  new eating healthy, being active is S,**t! It's making me miserable. Will I ever be happy again? .... I was right when I refused too listen to tree huggers and vegans. I have always enjoyed food but, to be eating this everyday for year upon year, hats off to em. I sware am going to turn into Hannibal Lecture! .... please can I just have some salt, chips, beer and 20  players? I'm loosing weight faster than an escort can drop 'er draws and for what ? To live another 5 years? 5 years of this misery without sin? Now where'd I put that Samartons number? Argggggg!!!!!