Christmas Monstrosity

Now I'm usually all for a dinosaur, but this is horrendous.  At least it doesn't sing.  And what a bargain at 20% off...now only £50... Ye gods is this what late stage capitalism has really brought us? 

I got out of the house today and did a shift at the food bank wihtout coughing over everyone which was a plus.  Intended to pick the apple tomorrow, but storm Babet had done the vast majority of that for me, so there was a lot of bruised windfall to pick up.