Mmmm tastes like chicken!

Cycling home today I passed this cow chomping on a large sheet of plastic sheeting. So I stopped, took the photo, and then proceeded to inform it of the error of it's ways.

It calmly looked at me and continued chomping, but then spat it out. It obviously took a few seconds for my words to reach it's brain.

I did think of jumping the barbed wire fence and removing the said plastic, but felt I may have had a cow-riot on my hands, and I didn't fancy being trampled to death!