Tree Branch Art Contest

Describe how this can be. The most creative essay wins a beautiful bar of my soap. I'll be the judge. You get to choose which scent is sent.

Good luck.

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Edit:
I used the word 'essay' rather loosely. I only expected a normal comment of a sentence or two. Where's fiori when you need her?????? C'mon, I've got a bar of soap just waiting to be enjoyed.