NO PARKin

"Right, that's it I'm bloody furious with all these ignorant sods parking in front of my gates. I'm grabbing a pot of paint and I'm writing NO PARKING in huge letters so none of them can miss it.

God, I'm furious.

Right, here goes, I'm going to make the letters really big N O, yes that's looking good, P A R, nobody is going to mess with me again, K, bugger I'm running out of space. I'll just make the other letters a bit smaller they'll still see it. Here goes, just write a bit smaller it will be OK, I , oh no, N AAAARRRGGGHHHHH Where's the Uzi??"