The Brush-Off

Blipper (enthusiastically): Are you ready for your close-up?

Model (sceptically): I suppose so.

Pause, while Blipper fiddles with camera.

Model (anxiously): Hold on a second, I think my nose might be a bit snotty...

Camera (hopefully): Click.

Blipper (apologetically): Oops!

Model (thinks): Well, that one'll never see the light of day!

Blipper (thinks): Well, that's my blip in the bag!